She’s got the kind of look that defies gravity
She’s got the kind of look that defies gravity
She’s the greatest cook
She’s the greatest cook
And she’s fat free
And she’s fat free
She’s been to private school
She’s been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
And she speaks perfect French
She’s got the perfect friends
She’s got the perfect friends
Oh isn’t she cool?
Oh isn’t she cool
She practices Tai Chi
She practices Tai Chi
She’d never lose her nerve
She’d never lose her nerve
She’s more than you deserve
She’s more than you deserve
She’s just far better than me
She’s just far better than me
Hey, hey!
Hey Hey
Chorus
So don’t bother
So Don’t Bother
I won’t die of deception
I won’t die of deception
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
Don’t feel sorry
Don’t feel sorry
And don’t bother
And Don’t Bother
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
But she’s waiting
But she’s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
And the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don’t bother, be unkind
So Don’t Bother, Be unkind
I’m sure she doesn’t know
I’m sure she doesn’t know
How to touch you like I would
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
I beat her at that one good
Don’t you think so?
Don’t you think so?
She’s almost six feet tall
She’s almost six feet tall
She must think I’m a flea
She must think I’m a flea
But I’m really a cat you see
I’m really a cat, you see
And it’s not my last life at all
And it’s not my last life at all
Hey Hey
Hey, hey!
So Don’t Bother
So don’t bother
I won’t die of deception
I won’t die of deception
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
Don’t feel sorry
Don’t feel sorry
And Don’t Bother
Don’t bother
I’ll Be Fine
I’ll be fine
But she’s waiting
But she’s waiting
and the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So Don’t Bother, be unkind
So don’t bother, be unkind
For you, I’d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
[Whispering]
If you came with me, of course
For you, I’d give up all I own
And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you
And move to a communist country
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If you came with me, of course
If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t
And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
Out Chorus
If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t
So Don’t Bother
I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine
Promise you won’t ever see me cry
So don’t bother,
I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type
Don’t Bother
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine
Promise you won’t ever see me cry
Don’t bother,
I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
