Ken Kaniff

[Ken Kaniff]
I’m gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah. Give him a piece of mind. A piece of my ass.

[Operator]
Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you.

[Ken Kaniff]
Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call.

[Operator]
What number?

[Ken Kaniff]
Oh the number is **6-2***

[Operator]
At the tone, please say your name.

[Ken Kaniff]
Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit.

[Eminem]
Yo.

[Ken Kaniff]
Hey there, cock boy.

[Eminem]
Who’s this?

[Ken Kaniff]
This is Ken Kaniff.

[Eminem]
Who?

[Ken Kaniff]
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch.

[Eminem]
From Connecticut? I don’t know nobody in Connecticut.

[Ken Kaniff]
Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?

[Eminem]
A hotel room?

[Ken Kaniff]
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?

[Eminem]
Yo, who is this, K?

[Ken Kaniff]
You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy.

[Eminem]
Yo, shut up you little bitch.

[Ken Kaniff]
Oh, you think I’m lying huh…

[Eminem]
Hahahahahaha